
ABOUT FARTS &Â DICKS
A little bit about myself.
I am a true fart and dick art enthusiast and have spent a lifetime perfecting my craft.
Over the years, I’ve had the chance to record some great farts. You'll see from my audio library, I fart on the higher end of the frequency spectrum with a knack for long durations. From wind instruments to motor vehicles, my body of work is vast and shows great dedication to the craft.
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I have been drawing dicks for decades and no-one and nothing is spared. Yes, I draw dicks on birthday cards for my mom, but they are cute and friendly, as you will see.
I started out in my field in 2000, and since then I’ve gathered the skills and expertise necessary to take you to the next level of farts and dick art. Listen to my Fart Library and browse my Dick Art for a journey to a very unique world.